RANTS

Send your rantings and deranged elaborations to John Barnes and your letter may be published online, here, along with a brutal put-down.
Feel free to include a passport sized image of yourself with your letter which we reserve the right to manipulate or just replace depending on our mood.
Comments of a more sensitive, personal and marital nature should be sent to Julian Patterson who promises a more intimate response.
Feel free to include as many large, full-colour, close-ups as you like.
So here's what we've got:

Richard Sarson on the merits of advanced age

Hook, lies and sinking

Intranuts

	RANTS
Send your rantings and deranged elaborations to John Barnes and your letter may be published online, here, along with a brutal put-down. Feel free to include a passport sized image of yourself with your letter which we reserve the right to manipulate or just replace depending on our mood.	Comments of a more sensitive, personal and marital nature should be sent to Julian Patterson who promises a more intimate response. Feel free to include as many large, full-colour, close-ups as you like.	So here's what we've got: Richard Sarson on the merits of advanced age Hook, lies and sinking Intranuts